Recent reviews by GooTrooper

I'd rather not.

2002: Has a chilledchaos icon

Me: emily! hey

emerly35: hi

emerly35: nice icon! chilledchaos is my favorite lets player

Me: but its 2002, lets plays dont exist yet

Computer: oh ♥♥♥♥ thats right

emerly35: i mean, i totally dont know what that is

Logic, ladies and gentlemen...

I played it before it was cool.

-Played Unturned for the first time
-The full moon rises
-terrifying zombies with glowing red eyes run towards me
-cower in a corner untill dawn

10/10 Nearly had a heart attack

-Downloaded Planetside 2
-Had high hopes
-Opened Planetside 2
-Installed the rest of Planetside 2
-Go through long tutorial
-Hit "i" to deploy to action
-Turned off tutorial
-Died 2.3 secounds after spawn
-Deleted Planetside 2
-Played Team Fortress 2 instead



10/10 Would rather shoot myself