stupid liar idiot

Nah pal, I would never lie, I'm an honest man, a man of the truth.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong

Sorry bud, I only take Ws.

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yeah sands :sands: ohhh wooo look at him go hes a little skelly boy isnt he

YEAAAAAH thats what im sayin yeaaah :snas: woOO

Haha yeah the sans undertale the funny guy yeah yeah oh yes yes sans the skeleton funny guy

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No, you are WRONG! I looked up the video, and thats a complete FIB! A LIE! That's what youre doing arent you? You're trying to say Matthew Patthew made a fabricated video to get him CANCELLED??? Thats so wrong of you, and I will be talking to MATPAT HIMSELF on your behavior.

Exactly, do you even realize what you're saying? That's exactly what I'm saying it's obviously real because MATPAT MADE A VIDEO ON IT IDIOT.

♥♥♥♥ you! You don't know what youre talking about, Matthew Patthew would NEVER make a video on something fake! you MORON!

What... what the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say? Didn't you see the game theory? He's real, I know it, mr. matthew pat did a theory on it, that means it's real, you idiot.

Ahh I think I get it now, ben drowned isnt real!

How does he get in the game when he's DEAD HE'S DEAD IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND WhY IS HE A SATTAUE IT IS DUMB>...;.. I jus tcan't stand it.

Why is ben underwater????? That doesnt make SENSE!!! Who is BEN and why is he DROWNING!?!??! are you going to SAVE HIM???

I've had some time to think about what you've said, and I've come to the conclusion that... yeah, maybe I'm not as funny as I thought I was, my bad. It's just that I wanted to be relatable ya' know? Just wanted to have something even slightly redeemable about myself and I thought comedy was the way to go, and when you said you were funny, I got angry, I wanted to show that I'm funny, yet here I am, making a fool of myself. Maybe comedy wasn't the way to go, maybe I'm overthinking it, who knows. So uhh... ya' heard of this thing called "Ben Drowned" this little creepypasta type of thing where there' a haunted majora's mask game cartridge, story about some dead kid, classic stuff right? Ya' know that uhhh... whaddaya' call it, oh yeah, that "You've met yourself with a terrible fate." That quote from the mask salesman, yeah... crazy stuff ya' know?

Then how come everyone is laughing at the joke I POSTED ON REDDIT???? IT GOT 14 UPVOTES SO CLEARLY THE REDDITORS HAVE SPOKEN AND I AM THE FUNNIEST. You have NO IDEA what being funny is, to be funny you have to be on REDDIT and make funny VIDEO GAMING JOKES. You think youre so funny and random, well guess what, you saying you havent lied?? FAKE! YOU ARE LYING RIGHT NOW YOU, you absolute imbecile, you have made a MOCKERY OF YOURSELF, you'd better give up NOW before I post you on TWITTER. Consider yourself CANCELLED!!!!!

Shut up, SHUT UP, GUESS WHAT? ?? I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LAUGH AND PEOPLE WILL STILL LAUGH I'M FUNNY, I AM, I SWEAR. YOU AREN'T FUNNY I AM I AM, YOU ARE DUMB DUMBN DYMB AND I AM COOL AND FUNNY. So yeah... that's right, I'm funnier than you, it's the truth, I've never lied in my life. You may not like it, but the fact of the matter is that you are NOT funny, and NEVER WILL BE.

Sorry, but im going to have to stop you right there. Mine is clearly the superior laugh and I am the funny. You are majorly incorrect and i suggest you take back your remarks, when I laugh, so do others, youre wrong and stupid. My laugh is more better and more funniest, and unique. so i suggest you back off

WRONG, mine is better, yours isn't even that unique, it's not special. Yeah, mine's better, when I'M LAUGHING, IT'S FUNNIER AND BETTER.

me when im laughing: hahaha, thats how i laugh, people have told me its very unique.

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I just wanted to finish the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bit

You Choose: Kill Bumzy

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ARE YOU MAX PAYNE?

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Thanatos i kos of u?

SHUT UP

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xD i love it

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