Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it ♥♥♥♥♥ on your head.
ㅤ* What did the plumber say when he wanted to divorce his wife?
Sorry, but it's over, Flo!
ㅤ* I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

Hi, I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

Hi, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

您好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧。

新年快乐~鸡年大吉~

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