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ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
ㅤ* Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.
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