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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:13am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 1:17am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:45am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 8:25am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:13am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:58am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:42am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:54am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:44am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:43am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 6:44am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:56am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:36am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:56am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:16am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:27am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:36am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:41am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:25am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:45am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:41am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:08am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:15am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:45am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:15pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:50am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:12am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:25am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:20am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:51am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:30am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:23am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:44am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:28am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:24am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:35am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:33am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:35am