I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so. Theres probably some Ego driven MOD in here and he is the one that banned me.

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Not a single soul:

Minecraft 2 gets released:

Me and the bois: Surprised Pikachu face.

Keanu Reeves: "You're breathtaking!"

Big Chungus: Laughs in wholesome.

Elon Musk: "Stonks!"

PewDiePie: "Hold my beer!"

Baby Yoda: "It's free real estate."

Redditors: "It's thicc brain time!"

Dream: "So, anyway, I started blasting."

Cringe Insta normie: "mInEcRaFt SuCkS!"

The anti-vaxxer kid in the back of the class: "tHaT wAsN't VeRy BrEaThTaKiNg Of YoU!" Fortnite dances.

Girls: "oMfG, bIlLiE eIlIsH aNd jUsTiN bIeBeR aRe LiKe, WaY bEtTeR tHaN mInEcRaFt!"

Boomers: "bAcK iN mY dAy…"

Minecraft Steve: "shut up stinky, small pp bullies!" Punches the anti-vaxxer kid, the boomers, the girls and the cringe Insta normie.

Shaggy at 0.42069% of his power: "Because that's what heros do!"

Mr Beast: "Modern problems require modern solutions."

Tommyinit: "I like ya cut g."

The Soviet national anthem plays.

War has changed.

It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.

War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.

Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.

War…has changed.

The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War…has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.

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