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/`ミ _x 彡
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/ ヽ ノ
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\二つ加我兄弟
🍆 🐛 🚗 👔 🚕 🥒 🎁 💄 🚙 💙 🏓 😺 🐳 💚 🌏 🐝
Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is
unusually pale and clear.
Problem: Glass empty.
Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,
and the front of your shirt is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to
wrong part of face.
Action Required: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror.
Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
"Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
🏓 ⛳ 🍧 👃 👽 💗 🌋 👑 🍇 📗 📘 🥗 🐠 👳 🐳 🐊
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keep spaming on my profile and i'll do the same xD
have a great day <3
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯.
𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵.
♥#PeaceAndLove♥
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have a great day !
+rep
<3