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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:52pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 2:24pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 8:50am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 8:11am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 8:10am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:47pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 12:57am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 8:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 9:06am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 2:08pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 2:18pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 2:19am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 8:20pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 1:51am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 1:34am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 8:44am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 8:45am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:47am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2020 @ 4:42pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 6:13am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 8:55pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 2:14pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 2:02pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 8:25am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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