TempoMelon
Tempolitan Melonus   United States
 
 
They said I could be anything, so I became a nobody who plays games
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last played on 26 Dec
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2,992 hrs on record
last played on 26 Dec
Mawthu 12 Mar @ 2:03am 
"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
Ellirelia 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16pm 
What was tempo smellin
Ellirelia 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53am 
Throwing up and cryinf
Ellirelia 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53am 
Zomboid servers are down
Ellirelia 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:36am 
so true
kmwoo 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:43pm 
9/11/01 was when this man flew a boeing 747 into a buliding