1. You are in my profile.
2. You are looking at my avatar.
3. You are holding your hand on the mouse.
4. You can't touch every tooth with your tongue...
5. You are weird becouse you just checked it out.
7. You are blind... you didn't notice taht there is no subsection no 6.
8. Now you are checking this...
9. Now you are laughing because you are idiot...
10. You are about to paste this to your profile... don't do that... ;-;
11. You are smiling because you are glad that next ones will be as stupid as you.

I. Monitor - Philips 107E21
II. Keyboard - Optimus KB-6251
III. Mouse - Optimus H8GAM555P
IV. Microphone - DM 604
V. Speakers - auxetophone

Also here's my computer. My grandfather had this in his childhood and after he gave it to me. He had this since 1945 and it calls ENIAC .

Check this out