Hewwo thewe X3 my name is Moonfiwe and I'm wunning fo' Pwesident of the United States :3

Fuwwies wo'ldwide have been unduh-wepwesented XwX and I am hewe to change dat OwO. I am wunning as' the Fuwwy Paw(HEHE X3)ty, and Geowge W. Bush wiww be my Vice Pwesident (Yesh he is a fuwwy too :3) Why should you vote fo' me? It's simple X3! Fuwwies awe a minowity, with wittle pawitical powah. X3. We wiww make being a fuwwy MANDATOWY, and not liking fuwwies wiww be PAWNISHABLE BY DEATH. We wiww spend govawment funding awn making machines dat can make YOU YOUR FUWSONA FOWEVAH X3! We wiww estabwish PAWmmunism acwoss the USA and take ovah the WO'LD one countwee at a time X3. I considah myself a pawdewate Democwat, BTW. And we wiww make FUWWIES GWEAT FOWEVAH. EVWYBODY WIWW BECOME A FUWWY WHETHAH THEY WIKE IT O' KNOT. VOTE FO' ME FELLOW PAWTWIOTS

I had a job interview today where I had the chance to shake hands with a girl my age. This is the most amount of physical contact I've ever had with women and I can just say that it felt incredible. Her hands were really small, soft, and had this warmth that I can't really describe. It only lasted for about 2 seconds, but for just that short time I felt genuinely happy. I don't even care if I get the job or not. That moment is the highlight of my entire week. It's really incredible to think just how little physical contact with someone can completely change your mood. Imagine if I could hold hands with her for 2 minutes. I doubt I could handle that. I should probably mention that I'm 26. Yep. These are the thoughts that an 11 year old might have. For a grown "man" like me, it's just unbelievably sad and pathetic. So how was your day? Mine was pretty good.

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IM A 6 HEAD COMPARED TO YOU AT AMONG US JAJAJA

White boy btw

-rep says the n-word too much