Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since
it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful.
(Lords and Ladies)
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The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange
protein -- it rejects it.
-- P. Medawar
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[on being President of the tobacco company]
Peter: And you won't believe all the perks we're getting!
Ugly Girl: [to Meg] Hi.
Meg: Uhh... can I help you?
Ugly Girl: Some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison.
Meg: That's ridiculous! I don't need...
Boy: Hey Meg, did you get less ugly?
Meg: [grabbing onto the ugly girl] Yeah!
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[on the phone]
Chris: So, what are you wearing? [pause]
Chris: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
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<Sanaya> you guys are all sick! sick sick sick I tell ya ;)
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