does covid ♥♥♥♥ up your gag reflex, i'm eating sausages right now and they're just sliding down there whole like never before

Of course not. Youre just a typical lard monster. You get more gratification from food than human interactions im sure. I can only imagine what sorts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ is on your computer that youre trying to keep hidden - the introverts are always the freaky ones if you catch my drift. I probs dont want it anyways since I imagine taking a blacklight to your keyboard would look like a jackson pollack painting granted that youve never had a girlfriend and honestly i cant see it happening anytime soon if you make a point of ostracizing people who try to open up to you.
Since we're not friends I went ahead and removed you as a friend on steam. If you cant tell im extremely disappointed in you and if you feel like apologizing and revoking what you said I'll consider apologizing for that last paragraph.

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I'm sorry to tell you but ... YOU ARE THE FATHER

Dude, can you answer my call? My mom needs that recipe for the sausage meatballs your grandma made like 2 Christmases ago. She won't get off my case about it. Anyways, how is your grandma? She gives the best kisses. I miss that ♥♥♥♥♥.

erm... I think I need to tell you something... last night was great and at all... but... your ♥♥♥♥ is too large. There. I said it. I've never seen one that big before, it was quite intimidating how cartoonishly large it was. You deserve a girl who can take all you have to offer. Farewell.