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25 of 50 (50%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:36pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:25am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:34am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 6:14pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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