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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 12:11am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:19pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 3:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 3:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 3:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:22pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:11am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:14am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 3:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 3:43am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:30am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 2:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:16am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:16am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:58pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:13pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:15am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:15am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:53pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:09am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:05pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:46am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:13pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:52am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:57pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:09am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:06am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:24pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 3:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:34pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:36pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:03pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:42pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:02pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:42pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 3:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:06am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:13pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:15am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:09pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:24pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:21pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:11pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:51am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:12am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:21pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:04am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:30pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:18am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:27am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 1:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:30am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:33am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:48pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:50am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:27am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:46am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:25am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:18pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:31am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:08am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:08am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:57am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:12am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:36am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 2:22am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:58pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:59pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:11pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:45am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:00am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:41am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:41pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:14am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:27am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:41am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:11am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:09am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:27am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:46am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:27am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:09am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:11am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:12am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:00am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:13am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:45pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:53am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:01am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:14am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:48pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:20am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:01am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:48pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:52am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:53am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 3:26am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:26am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:27am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:09am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:36pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:21pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:12am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:45pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:49am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:55pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:12am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:12am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:38pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:18pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 2:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:40pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:51am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:56am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:04am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:17pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:44am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:22am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:03pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:22pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:08am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:09am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:47pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:39pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 2:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:08am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:09am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:54pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 2:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 2:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:13am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:04pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:57am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 2:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:02pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:41pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:45am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:44am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:40pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 10:47pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 1:44am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:14am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:57am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:36am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:24pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:22am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:24pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:09am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:38pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:52am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:51am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:37am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:37am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:39pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:55am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:24am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:22pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:00am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:15am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:15am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:04am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:37pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:50am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:48pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:31pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:59am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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