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⛳ * 💎 * 📘 * 🌸 * 🚕 * 🥒 * 📗 * 👹 * 😺 * 🍆 * 💛 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 🍇 * ⚡ * 🕺
ㅤ* Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do. "I can do anything" says Pete. "Can you make tea?" asks the foreman. "Sure, yes", replies Pete. "I can make a great cup of tea." "Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman, "Good grief!" replies Pete. "How big is the teapot?"
ㅤ* I'm beginning to think that if opportunity ever does knock, it'll be because it has to use my bathroom.
ㅤ* They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!