2% Malk Jan 16, 2016 @ 4:47pm
He calls him a console peasant
He slaps him and sends him to sleep
He's crying now and his face hurts
He lays in bed, and it's really cold
He feels a warmth moving towards him
He looks up
It's Gaben
He's so happy
Gaben whispers into Revan's ear, "Try your chances... Open a case
Gaben grabs Revan with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees
He's ready.
Revan opens his pockets for Gaben
Gaben puts his hands deep into Revan's pockets
It costs so much, but Revan does it for CS:GO
Revan can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water
He accepts the terms and conditions
Revan wants to please Gabe
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Revan's computer with keys
Revan opens all the cases and gets nothing worth anything at all

CS:GO is love
CS:GO is life

He calls him a console peasant
He slaps him and sends him to sleep
He's crying now and his face hurts
He lays in bed, and it's really cold
He feels a warmth moving towards him
He looks up
It's Gaben
He's so happy
Gaben whispers into Revan's ear, "Try your chances... Open a case
Gaben grabs Revan with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees
He's ready.
Revan opens his pockets for Gaben
Gaben puts his hands deep into Revan's pockets
It costs so much, but Revan does it for CS:GO
Revan can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water
He accepts the terms and conditions
Revan wants to please Gabe
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Revan's computer with keys
Revan opens all the cases and gets nothing worth anything at all

CS:GO is love
CS:GO is life