Recent reviews by Helvetica

Omg, this is exactly what I wanted!

Nerf the shark!

Let's go gambling!

I like to breed my waifus!

I believe I got framed!

Really great game but then I got close to the end and the opponent used a robust card and buffed it up like crazy and it had first strike. Really fun to lose to because there is so much I could have done -_-
Why, developers, why!?

Joa, gutes Spiel, nett nett

This is not difficult, it's just so badly designed (on purpose of course) that it's unlikely you will get far. I really don't like this game.

This game has no audience. It is for nobody. Maybe anti capitalists? I just finshed the game and it was one of the most miserable gaming experiences of my entire life. It's one of these games where the gameplay is basically torture but if you invest enough time, somewhere an "I'm 14 and this is so freaking deep" message shines through. It's something you would play in school while the teacher is away. Not because it's actually more fun than staring at you desk, but because then you at least think you did something with your time, but trust me, you really didn't. The game has a few funny moments, but you could basically compress it all into like 3 comic pages.

Me, every single time I try a new waifu: Wow, this character is absolutely busted! Can't wait for more waifus to come out!

Edit: More Waifus have come out, they are busted!