Recent reviews by Rose

i love gamble yes

This DLC is just kinda... mid? It's just a bunch of vehicle levels with small annoying parts and nothing really interesting about them. Usually the idea of cleaning tanks and mechs would be exciting, but if you've played the FF7 DLC, it's nothing special, especially since the FF7 DLC at least had location levels and wasn't just vehicles. I really want to like this, but it's just so bland at best and outright annoying at worst. Don't buy this, spend your money on something else

Went into this game blind, had an absolutely amazing time. Then I hit the plaza. I ain't touching this ♥♥♥♥ again, I'm terrified-

The game is really fun, could do with a bit more visual feedback on hitting or missing a note though. Something similar to Stepmania would be cool, idk

I went into a loot zone with friends, found a legless corpse crawling its way towards them, a giant spider popped out from around the corner, I booked it back to the ship, and had to sneak past giants the size of buildings so I wouldn't die. 10/10

Usually when people hype up a game this much, it's some boring trash that's just the same systems and ideas as last year's big thing. This game lives up to the hype and then some. This game has single-handedly made me enjoy platformers, and that's saying something since I despised them before playing this

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

The game is poorly optimised, with freezing, lag and bugs just happening randomly. The gameplay loop is incredibly repetitive, it's just "go here, kill guys, do a basic mission where you drive this car to this spot, now do that on repeat" with no variation at all outside of killing major story characters. The only thing it has going for it is the fact that you can throw a molitov into a KKK rally, but RDR2 allows you to do that with significantly less issues

This game has greatly changed my opinion of the colour pink

I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of an angelic white boy that wouldn't stop complaining
10/10