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🌳 * 👃 * 🕺 * 📕 * 🎫 * 💄 * 👽 * 😺 * 🐳 * 💛 * 💃 * 🚙 * 💙 * 🎄 * 📒 * 🚗
ㅤ* A man strolls into a lingerie shop and asks the assistant:
"Do you have a see-through negligee, size 46-48-52?"
The assistant looks bewildered. "What the heck would you want to see through that for?"!
ㅤ* A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, "Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it."
"Cacti", says the co-worker.
"Forget my tie", says the bloke. "Look at my shirt!"
ㅤ* Strangers have the best candy.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!