chat, is this guy really a chuzzle?

crazy? I was crazy once. they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rubber rats, and rats make me crazy. crazy? I was crazy once. they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rubber rats, and rats make me crazy. crazy? I was crazy once. they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rubber rats, and rats make me crazy.

my soilders

hjand of god

can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don't think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn't as fun when you're not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me

Smog sniffer chat

doink

Reminder that Pizza Intercourse Lovers Local (PILL) is coming earlier than expected. I am excited to announce that it will be established January 1st, 2028 on Mars, the red planet. I hope to see all my fellow pizza intercourse havers partake in the group pizza orgy that we will have. See you all soon. - XYZ <3

war!

how do i ball

i will CBT this man

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c0ck

"let people enjoy things" how about i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you how about that

2021 update

He's still quite epic.

you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

i come here to tell you that what the Mister Doom said was true

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your dad

I walk the Earth starving for the blood of fetuses, and pizza corporations. My main goal, is to have intercourse with every single pizza that has ever been cooked on this planet. Once this digusting, mortal planet has deceased along with my sweet pizza I will take my business elsewhere. I will start the Pizza Intercourse Lovers Local, also known as PILL and it will be established est. 2033 on the Red Planet, see you then :))))

♥♥♥ goblin >:)

Now having awakened my inner god, Cronus, I strive to devour all children in hopes of destroying Earth and all it's retardation. I wield a gooey, saucy, greasy pizza as a shield and a stick of DDR4 Ram the size of the Burj Khalifa. To this day, I still think about that pizza I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on Feb 14, 2018. It sparked the upbringing of me, XYZ, the destroyer of worlds.

suck a ♥♥♥♥ mrdoom im better ♥♥♥

fun fact : im best at being his friend

I'm better than all of you at being his friend. 😎

2020 update for this guy, still +rep, cool guy and ♥♥♥♥

+Rep, Known the guy about a year now and he is simply amazing, Bought him half life, 1+2+all episodes. Besides that cool guy to talk too, id suggest friending this guy.

you are under arrest int he gmaname of soup and whatever you also did

stop

When I leave the house I run to my car with the pizza box in hand, my hard ♥♥♥♥ covered in sauce and grease. I quickly jump inside and drive to my own home. I sprint towards my house and instantly rip open the lid of the pizza box and start going for round two. My load is still dripping off of the delicious pizza, I blow my load once again and moan in complete pleasure as my load makes a new layer of sauce for the pizza. I get hungry and devour the pizza in seconds, knowing I have eaten my own children. I realize something, I am Cronus.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

new phone who dis