"What weights several tonnes, draws ratmen like flies and sounds awful? If you answered 'oh no, not another bloody bell' then you win a pumpkin, you lucky bleeder. Dont`t eat it all at once, because you`ll need provisions on your way to destroying that wretched thing. We don`t actually know if that lump they`ve raised in Helmgart is a real screaming bell, but better safe than sorry."
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There we were, just the four of us, on a mission to save the day. Would you believe that one of us was on fire? Would you believe one of us was a witch hunter? how about an elf? maybe a dwarf? Well. That was our team. Even though our journey to our destination was long, that was just the start of our adventure. As we were walking down the road, we saw it. This hideous looking humanoid creature. They call themselves The Chaos, the northerners. Not much to say about them, but they are just all around bad guys. As we approached it, we realized something was seriously wrong with him. He began screaming, giving out this awful howl, alerting others of our presence. Then, he attacked. I have never seen any creature act so vile before in my life. Good thing we were on high alert. With one swoop, the witch hunter swung his sword and sliced his head clean off. It was brutal, but necessary. Even though the others saw this happen, they did not back down. They charged at us, full swing, some with shields, some not. We all spread out, trying to fend them off. The elf was shooting arrows as the witch threw her flames. Along side the witch hunter and his sword, as well as the dwarf with his axe, they didnt stand a chance. They all fell to the ground, some of them in pieces. We quickly regained our posture and carried on our journey. A little down the road, we ran into more of them. This time, in greater numbers. We fended them off just as easily as the first pack of them. Only minor scratches came from these battles. As soon as we were back on our feet, we saw it. I have never seen such a big humanoid before. It towered over us, with the thickest armor that almost nothing can penetrate. Accompanied with this creature was a couple of masked chaos with skulls on their shoulders. Intimidating, but not as tough as he looks. The towering figure, however, proved to be a challenge. As we dodged and attempted to block their blows, we finally slayed the masked warriors. Now only one remains. It took almost all of our might, but we finally got the killing blow, penetrating his head gear and dropping him to the ground with a boom. A few of us took hits, but luckily there were supplies up ahead to patch our wounds. We rested to regain our composure, and continued. As we slayed a few more packs of those northerners, we suddenly heard a horn sound. Not just any horn, but a war horn. It has been said that those horns are the last things you hear, and we figured out why. All of a sudden, hoards of creatures started running at us from a distance. But these creatures were not humanoid. They seemed... almost unreal. As they got closer, we got a better look of them. There were nearly a 60 or so of these giant rats. Not the kind you see walking on all fours, but the kind that were bigger than the dwarf. These were hideous, almost undescribable. Their teeth protruded from their overgrown mouths, skin littered with blisters, and almost completely hairless, all yielding weapons of all sorts. All of these creatures were letting out a snarl, clouding the airwaves with their stench and battle cries. Well... here we go. As they approached, we gave it all of what we had. Everyone swinging their weapons, shooting arrows, and setting as many fires as possible. The sight of heads flying everywhere, the sound of cracking bones and screams of pain from these cursed creatures, and the smell of burning rotten flesh was almost too much to handle. We could not get overrun, or else it was all over for us. We fought valiantly, and eventually fought off the brigade. At this point, we couldnt tell if the blood on us was the creatures or our own. None of us were ready for hat we had just witnessed, but we held our defenses and kept strong. No turning back now. We knew it would only get worse from here, but continued anyway. As we made our way forward, we heard faint movement. We didnt think much of it until it jumped out on us. It was another rat creature, but this one was different. It was silent, but proved to be deadly. It pounced on the with, mercilessly stabbing her with its two glowing daggers. Luckily I, the elf, was able to put an arrow in between its eyes before it let out a screech and fell to the ground. We had no other choice but to continue, even though the witch was weak. Not to our surprise we fought off more packs of the northerners and rat creatures. Nothing too out of the ordinary as we discovered by this point. We were hoping we would find more healing supplies somewhere. In our search we found a book. But this did not look like your ordinary book. It was white, black, and had spikes protruding from it. We gathered it to see what lies within the pages. It looked like information, secrets of what was to come. As we carried it, we all felt this aura of evil. We all grew weaker.. somehow felt as if our life had partially been drained from us, like a curse. We decided, however, the information was too valuable to pass up, so we kept strong.
The path ahead proved to be as vigorous as it has been up to this point. Fighting off packs of chaos and rat creatures, we reached some supplies. There was plenty of ammunition to go around, and more healing supplies. There was also a strange brew of a sort. It was glowing blue. I had never seen anything like this and was unsure if it was safe to consume or not. I took it regardless, who knows it might come in handy. After we fought off another squad or two, it happened again. In the distance, we heard it, another war horn. Luckily, we were prepared this time, or so we thought. Closer inspection we realized, this wasnt the rat creatures, it was a vary large group of the northerners coming straight towards us, as well as a few of the masked chaos. They proved to be tougher opponents than the rat creatures. Again, we held our ground. There was nowhere for us to go as we were fighting for our survival. Out of nowhere, a rat creature dropped down, but this was no ordinary rat, this one was much more deadly. It began spewing fire at us, but not the kind you might imagine. This fire burned worse than normal fire, you can feel it on your bones. It caught us all off guard, and ended up hitting our with hunter. He let our a scream and fell to the ground in pain as the chaos beat him mercilessly. The witch was able to throw a fireball at it, killing it almost instantly, but a little too late. We all ripped through the remaining of the horde before helping the witch hunter back on his feet; however, he seemed weaker than before. There's only so many blows like that we can take. Before we had time to get our bearings back, we heard a loud roar erupt from the path ahead. We knew we were in for a bad time. The ground shook as the booming got closer. With proper foot stance, we remained to our feet. However, we were met with a surprise. One of the ugliest creatures I have ever seen emerged. It was almost flesh pink, had tentacles for arms, and a mouth bigger than anything we could of imagined. It charged at us, slamming the ground and letting out its terrifying roars. It began flailing it arms around, one hitting the dwarf, sending him into the air. We knew if we didnt take this thing out soon, we would be in deep trouble..

[Character limit reached. Oof. Highly recommend the game. All around a good time. Wish I could finish story, but alas, the adventure must always continue with or without what we want or need. Good luck lads. You're gonna need it.
Pro Tip: Being cocky means death. Stay as a team, survive, and slice em up.]