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Man is by nature a political animal.
-- Aristotle
😱
Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on
occasion, hilarious."
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Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
-- Dwight Eisenhower
😫
His honour rooted in dishonour stood,
And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true.
-Alfred Lord Tennyson
🙁
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
😘
Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...
😩
'It's easy to hold everything in common when no one's got anything.'
(Maskerade)
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in
the same room and let them fight it out.
-- Steven Wright
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