simp 4 clairo
Ontario, Canada
 
 
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131 hrs on record
last played on 8 Jan, 2021
Mr. Kiwi 15 Jun, 2020 @ 10:55pm 
You have to have a very high IQ to understand simp 4 clairo. His playstyle is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern Rocket League most of his touches will go over a typical fan’s head. There's also Loco’s versatile box to box outlook, which is deftly woven into his dribble plays - his personal philosophy draws heavily from SquishyMuffinz's play, for instance. The non-plastic fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays. As a consequence people who dislike Loco truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fluidity in Loco's existential move "dribble and flick" which itself is a cryptic reference to SARPBC. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Loco’s genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a #LOCONUT tattoo.
Mr. Kiwi 15 Jun, 2020 @ 10:55pm 
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
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Max Keeble 11 May, 2020 @ 2:38pm 
Your smooth brain is showing! Might want to get that checked out!
Detective Elliot Stabler 11 May, 2020 @ 2:21pm 
ur living rent free in my head i dont even care i felt like being toxic. you are bad and you should feel bad. your friend is also trash