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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 9:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 3 dec. 2022 la 0:26

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 4 dec. 2022 la 6:24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 8:42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 10:03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 9:11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 10:42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 4 dec. 2022 la 1:48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 4 dec. 2022 la 13:55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 16 mart. 2023 la 15:28

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 8 oct. 2024 la 8:17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 12 oct. 2024 la 14:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 22 oct. 2024 la 13:00

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 4:10

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 14:59

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Obținută la 20 oct. 2024 la 3:10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 4:20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 16 mart. 2023 la 15:56

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Obținută la 20 oct. 2024 la 3:03

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 13:51

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Obținută la 22 oct. 2024 la 12:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 16 mart. 2023 la 15:32

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 26 mart. 2024 la 12:52

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 12 oct. 2024 la 3:50

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 17 oct. 2024 la 9:39

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 16 oct. 2024 la 13:40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 16 mart. 2023 la 15:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2024 la 13:57

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 12:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 4 dec. 2022 la 13:11

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 29 oct. 2024 la 10:28

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Obținută la 21 oct. 2024 la 9:39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 16 oct. 2024 la 13:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 13 aug. 2024 la 13:51

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 4 dec. 2022 la 13:48

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2024 la 14:04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2024 la 14:13

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 15 oct. 2024 la 2:18

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 20 oct. 2024 la 9:02

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Obținută la 21 oct. 2024 la 9:04

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 17 oct. 2024 la 10:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 9:16

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Obținută la 17 oct. 2024 la 10:21

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 16 mart. 2023 la 15:19

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 10:25

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 2 dec. 2022 la 9:09

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 16 oct. 2024 la 13:58

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 13:39

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 20 oct. 2024 la 9:02

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 4:37

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 27 oct. 2024 la 11:55

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 19 oct. 2024 la 4:29

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Obținută la 22 oct. 2024 la 12:41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Obținută la 22 oct. 2024 la 12:33

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Obținută la 20 oct. 2024 la 3:07

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Obținută la 21 oct. 2024 la 14:07

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Obținută la 22 oct. 2024 la 12:55

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Obținută la 12 oct. 2024 la 14:54

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 26 oct. 2024 la 10:03

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 26 oct. 2024 la 11:04

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 27 oct. 2024 la 2:11

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 27 oct. 2024 la 3:56

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 28 oct. 2024 la 16:33

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Obținută la 28 nov. 2024 la 10:41

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Obținută la 28 nov. 2024 la 10:44

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 27 oct. 2024 la 2:01

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 3 nov. 2024 la 11:11

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 8 oct. 2024 la 8:17



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2,870 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+8

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