Captain H. M. Crunch
Jay   United States
Level
91
Steam Grand Prix 2019
28,700 XP
 
 
I sexually Identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of Davy Jones' locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm sp00ky. I'm having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me "deadbeard" and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can't accept me you're a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.
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SnarkyToad 2 May, 2022 @ 9:39pm 
First comment of 2022, get GOT. ~PogFrog
Sgt Spork 27 Aug, 2021 @ 11:38pm 
LOL
brass jesus 30 May, 2021 @ 7:42pm 
obligatory comment
Ban 12 May, 2019 @ 11:33am 
10/10 would recommend playing games with this man.
AtomX 11 May, 2019 @ 9:26pm 
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