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🎈 * 🌽 * 🕺 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 💚 * 🏓 * ⚡ * 🥞 * 🍖 * 🐛 * 🍆 * 👾 * 🐝 * 🌂 * 🎄
ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal.
"I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course."
"Well, I don't know", said the farmer's wife, "Are you any good at catching rats?"
ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
ㅤ* Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
💃 * 📗 * 🚕 * 💙 * 🚘 * 🚗 * 🔋 * 😺 * 👳 * 💎 * 📕 * 📗 * 💙 * 🎄 * 🎁 * 🌋
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*