Recent reviews by Wheatlover69

This game is such a slog to play and the level design just really sucks, especially in the final level. The tram gimmick was the only thing cool about it. This is quite a downgrade from the first in terms of gameplay and it's also somewhat lacking in the horror department and atmosphere. The miraculous thing though is the AI got way worse compared to the first game. I love the first game and this really pales in comparison to it, the only thing here that's just as good if not better is the music and sound design (it carries the atmosphere). As for the story it's alright but all in all this game is inferior in almost every aspect compared to the first.

Love this game with so much of my heart. Thank you Ironhide.

One of the worst final bosses a DLC could have, a bullet sponge that forces you to fight a bunch of enemies and only then can you actually fight him. To make the whole thing even worse you have a bland and uninteresting story that has nothing to do with the base game.

I don't know how the same developers who made extraction point which is an actual good DLC also made this. Did some kind of horrible incident happen inbetween the making of the two DLCs? Really makes you wonder what was going on and going on in their heads. No one should play perseus mandate to be quite honest.

I didn't get anything out of this game. Slop n slopper

Why the hell is his name starkiller? He ain't even kill any stars. Ok sure he can bring down a star destroyer with the force but he ain't kill a single star! None in the first game, none in this game! Speaking of this game, it's alright but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this port sucks!

I will not hesitate, however, to avow my belief that it has been my singular good fortune to have in life fallen in with playing this game which have conducted me to considerations and maxims, of which I have formed a method that gives me the means, as I think, of gradually augmenting my knowledge, and of raising it by little and little to the highest point which the mediocrity of my talents and the brief duration of my life will permit me to reach. For I have already reaped from it such fruits that, although I have been accustomed to think lowly enough of myself, and although when I look with the eye of a philosopher at the varied gameplay and story of Garten of Banban at large, I find scarcely one which does not appear vain and useless, I nevertheless derive the highest satisfaction from the progress I conceive myself to have already made in the search after truth, and cannot help entertaining such expectations of the future as to believe that if, among the occupations of men as men, there is any one really excellent and important, it is that which I have chosen. After all, it is possible I may be mistaken; and it is but a little Shephard and Solid Snake, perhaps, that I take for Banban and Jumbo Josh. I know how very liable we are to delusion in what relates to great games, and also how much the judgments of our friends are to be suspected when given in our favor.

This glorified engine test should not be played by anyone. Thank the lord that this game is no longer buyable.

Me upon beating the game: ohhhh so that's why it's called dead space. It all makes sense now.

Boy, I sure do love killing those heckin zomboids! it's just so dang satisfying killing all of those zomboids. It's the most fun i've ever had killing zomboids, that's for sure. No other game does it like this one does when it comes to killing zomboids and that's sort of a shame that this is all I have. I rage when the zomboids get me and kill me. It just makes me so angry!

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