BizepsFürDeutschland
Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
 
 
21 Schwänze ich bin high
Currently Offline
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Hours played
87
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Arma 3
2
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Created by - kesha
20 ratings
Review Showcase
0.4 Hours played
This game is utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. First of all, my ♥♥♥♥ is NOT that big in real life. I wish the developer added the ability to change your penis size for a more realistic and immersive experience. Also, the game is very buggy. My biggest gripe is that the car in the garage is not proper scale. In real life, the vehicle's front bumper would be slightly below knee high for me. In the game, the girl was sitting on the car and I was able to casually insert my member into her mouth while she sat upright. This would make me at LEAST 12 feet tall. it's sickening how inaccurate the scale is in this game. Also, the game contains many plot holes and unresolved subplots. Why did I pack up my tools if I wasn't going to use them? Why did she call a handyman to fix her computer? I appreciate the fourth wall joke by showing the game title on the computer, but it ultimately broke my immersion. The scenes are just the same positions in a different location. I was also fairly disgusted at the untouched tin containing a full cooked lasagna sitting in her kitchen. its just not an environment I feel okay being in considering the bacteria that might form on it. I was also wondering why the female seemed to have some sort of metal bar connecting her nipples that was showing through her shirt. Overall, the story could use some work and the gameplay should be more enjoyable. I wish there was more content before the sexual act, as I'd like to be able to get to know her better. I think there's a lot of room for potential with backstory with our characters, and to expand the universe in many ways. Another bit, she seems to be living in some sort of self contained dimension as the street goes nowhere and the environment outside seems to be floating in some sort of space. It would be interesting to see a subplot that discusses this interesting worldbuilding bit.


Also, I didn't get to finish. I wish I just took the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money
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Hakan Çalhanoğlu 3 Oct @ 3:12am 
+rep guter kumpel von josef sosef
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Ultiii_Waste 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am 
ich dachte ich komm auch mal rüber und piss dir ins profil
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Captain Morgan® 4 Feb, 2021 @ 2:08am 
Lebt bis heute noch in meinem Kleiderschrank^^
Hakan Çalhanoğlu 19 Apr, 2020 @ 8:51am 
Hier extra für dich ne Expresslieferung Skill, damit du endlich mal irgendwas triffst, du low

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