I will destroy you

mfw no promised bert dog appearance 😞😭😢😡🤬🔪

burt dawg

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If there is one thing that I absolutely can't stand, it's vaginas. Out of all of the things in existence, I can only think of two that are more poorly designed than vaginas: the platypus and the original XBox. Seriously, these things are awful. If you actually enjoy vaginas, you're a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron.