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Attention anybody who may know this user irl. I went to meet my friend Craig irl in november and Iona was there waiting in his cupboard. She.. Or should I say HE (??!!). Immediately pounced on me and attempted to mo!3$t me viciously with her f()ta c0rk. I managed to get away for only a moment but she roped me with her lasso and forced forty three kilograms of tea and crumpets down my gullet to plump me up so that I could not run away. Typing this in her basement right now she has me shackled and is forcing me to play steam games to get achievments for her PLEASE HELP

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ＣＡＴＥＧＯＲＹ　 （ＧＡＹ　ＰＯＲＮ） ．　ＳＥＥ　ＹＯＵ　ＳＯＯＮ，　ＤＥＡＲ

U boyfriend is GAY. HE PLAYED CS 2!!!!!

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