HELICOPTER HELICOPTER ............ PARACOPTER PARACOPTER

Dafuq is this background

+rep
In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

+rep 9gag doge memlord, loves Doge fedoras and hopes to some day grow a neck beard, has asthma (self diagnosed of course) so he sits inside all day playing mynecraft and browsing /r/atheism. Hue hue! He also loves dancing to the Gangnam Style and other flashmob dances from 2012 with himself (or my online friends on minecraft) hue hue hue! He would love to someday come home to have a nice romantic date with my minecraft girlfriend (She love Jakey Sagittarius). Until that day, he continues to love his danque maymays and a good dogeage (get it, like dosage? huehuehue) of minecraft youtubers like SSunday & StempyLongcock, Hue hue! He loves to run down the halls at school yelling "YAH YEET" with his air jordan replicas (Shhhhhhh :])! When he's not at le schoolerinos or browsing tumblrino he goes on his web site, 9gag, but gets triggered sometimes on there. No worries tho, he's still Ayy Ok (reminds me of ayy l'mao huehue xDDDDD!1!!!1!!)
9.9999999/10

+rep lets me have some of his lunch

-rep his clothes are gay