There's a skibidi in my bed 😱 Sigmas gooning in my head 🧠 Glizzy's all over the room 🌭 Fanum's taxing in the pool 💰 I smell like a Discord mod 🤓 Diddy's maxxed out in the yard 😳 Mouse Pay on the tap to pay 💳 This is my aura or my views? 💯

Snapchats of last night ended up on stream 🤯 I'm sigma 😈 Oh well 🤷 It's a low taper fade 🗿 But I'm pretty sure I mewed 🧏 Damn ‼️ Last Rizzday Night 🔥

Yeah we rizzed up all the gyatts ‼️ And we griddied on the opps 💯 Think we streamed but i got doxxed 😳 Last Rizzday Night 🗣️ Yeah we readied up our squads ✅ And eat Feastable Bars 🍫 Ishowspeed jumped over cars 🚔

Last Rizzday Night 🙏 We went streaming with John Pork 😱 Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk 🔥 Then we canceled Eminem ❌ Last Rizzday Night ‼️ I got +10,000 aura 😈 Kai Cenat we're gonna rizz in Ohio 👀 But this is Rizzday Night 🔥

This may be a little FARFETCH’D, but I was thinking a film I wanna make that will STARYU and STARMIE. It begins as I PIKACHU under the covers while you SNORLAX, then I wake you up with my WIGGLYTUFF between your JIGGLYPUFFS. You’re a little KRABBY at first because you feel a little DROWZEE, but you start to LICKITUNG my HO-OH until I SQUIRTLE into your MEOWTH. It’s your first time so you can’t help but KOFFING out the MUK. You’re already WEEZING but we’re not done yet because my CUBONE is still hard as ONIX. You then proceed to RHYDON my LAPRAS like a HORSEY until ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM.

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eat toads !! eat toads!! eat toads!!!

hey i seem to have lost my kidney :( do you mind if i take-- i mean borrow yours?

your mother is a murloc