Спиди-кончик's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:46pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:23am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 1:36pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:51pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 3:03am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:12am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 6:44am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 4:42am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 10:22am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:58am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 4:42am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:17am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 8:56am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 5:08am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 6:46am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:22am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 1:36pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 2:51am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 6:28am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 3:05am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:29am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:00am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 3:07am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 2:15pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 4:06pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 5:39am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 5:26am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 10:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:29am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 6:28am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:03am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 12:56pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

10 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

4,335 / 5,000