Recent reviews by Roy O'Bannon

I feel like I've done absolutely nothing and yet I have too much to do.

If your green it was nice knowing you.

So...
Honestly..
Its...
Terrible
Everyone avoid at all costs.

really fun to play. the dame says it is free but it isn't. its free for three player games but the rest of the content is purchasable. you can play 3 player for three but have to pay for four. the game changes after a 4th so its worth the money if your enjoying the free version. so yeah highly recommended.

I mean the game is great fun and hilarious. its fun to learn the crafting methods and be useful for your next spawn however i must warn you (with all seriousness) If you are eve it is F******* Brutal. you literally get slapped with kid after kid after kid (Sometimes 2 at a time) and you cant do nothing but be a baby machine giving birth to at least 15 messiahs running around. and on top of that your literally fighting for food while your babies drop dead around you as there new to the game. Take my advice to enjoy yourself more As eve
* pick your favourite child and play for yourself
* leave all other babies to die
* run into a bear and end the suffering

all above methods work great