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-- Bryan Sparrowhawk
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Fry: "Maybe he has a parasite."
Hermes: "Maybe he is a parasite."
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What ever happened to happily ever after?
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[Stewie taunts a girl who has fallen down a well]
Stewie: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front
of my nose.
-- Lauren Bacall
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Don't remember what you can infer.
-- Harry Tennant
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i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart.
-- e. e. cummings
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Boycott meat -- suck your thumb.
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Most people are too busy to have time for anything important.
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