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I (M29) have been with my girlfriend (F27) for four years, living together for two. We have a pretty good sex life, but there are some things I want that she doesn’t. Since this is an alt account I’ll just say it: sometimes I like being pegged. I told her this exactly once about six months into our relationship. At first she thought I was joking and just laughed at me, when she realized I was serious she said it was weird and gross, and had absolutely no interest in it. I haven’t mentioned it since.

I still have an old dildo from a past relationship. (My ex loved pegging, she was the one who convinced me to try it in the first place.) I still use it when I masturbate, not every time but most of the time. My girlfriend doesn’t know I have it, and I intended to keep it that way. Not that I needed to hide it because she’d be upset, I knew she wouldn’t be, but because it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ embarrassing and I don’t want her to know. Since we moved in together I haven’t been using it as often, which is fine. Our sex life is still good. But when I have the place alone for a few hours, I still use it. And to be clear, I’m definitely not fantasizing about my ex- that ship has sailed and sunk. I just watch porn, which we’ve both expressly agreed is completely fine, although neither of us does it often.

Today, I was home alone, enjoying myself. My girlfriend was supposed to be out for most of the day, but she ended up coming home early. She came in quietly and I was being… rather loud, so I didn’t know she was home until she walked right into the bedroom. When I saw her, I panicked, screamed, rolled off the bed, hit my head on the nightstand, and the dildo fell out with a loud wet plop. She started laughing louder than I’ve ever heard her laugh before, and she turned and left the apartment. No clue where she went or why she came back early at all.

So now, a few hours later, I’m just sitting here with absolutely no idea what to do. I haven’t texted or called and she hasn’t either. I can see on Life360 that she’s at the beach with some friends, like she was planning on. If her plans don’t change again she won’t be back for another hour or two. I have absolutely no idea what will happen when she gets back and I’m not sure if I even want to. I’m seriously considering going to a friends house to hide from all this. ♥♥♥♥ my life.

TLDR; my girlfriend walked in on me with a dildo in my ass and thought it was hilarious, then left, leaving me embarrassed and confused.

Small update: I texted her “Hey when will you be home?” She responded “ten minutes.” ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

BIG UPDATE: She came home, we talked. She laughed because, in her words, “it sounded like you had three or four guys in there, I seriously thought I was about to bust a gay orgy.” It was partly because of my reaction and partly relief that I wasn’t doing anything actually wrong. She had completely forgotten that this was even something I was interested in, because I only mentioned it once so long ago. Now that she realizes it’s something I still want, she’s willing to give it a shot. She doesn’t promise to like it but she promises to try it, and that’s way more than I expected. Honestly, I was just hoping she’d pretend it never happened. I would have been happy with that, so this is great.

And for all those who keep asking: no, I didn’t keep going after she caught me. I have no idea where the dildo went, it vanished. It better turn up because now I really need it.