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The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind. -- E.B. White
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. -- Goethe
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. -- Superchicken
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Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
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