you give them a potted flower with a note that says: here take this around with you, it will replace the oxygen you waste.




I went to a party last week, and while I was dancing it appeared I had lost my watch, so I began to look around for it, and then I found it it was underneath some man's shoe, I also noticed that the man grabbed the women by her hand, even though she kept telling him to leave her alone, so I went to him and punched him in the face, no man will treat a women like that on my watch.



Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.