My jungler called me an “omega fart” and I really took that into heart and even ended up crying. Why would anyone say such a thing? I’m NOT an “omega fart” I am a human being. What the ♥♥♥♥ even is an “omega fart”? ♥♥♥♥ this game.

EDGING RIGHT NOW!!! I’ve been doing it for an hour im sorry I didn’t notify before plz don’t bann me plz i have kids and a career 🥵🥵😭🥵

Edit: im stating my stimulation bc those are the new rules of this amazing subbreddit

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments
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No you're NOT a gamer

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we'll be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokemon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

Excuse me ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

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