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2 people found this review helpful
3,098.9 hrs on record (2,146.0 hrs at review time)
I've played this for 2k+ hours now so it's obviously a thumbs up for me. But recent updates made me really happy so i'm finally recommending it.
That's what the game is about. You play, grind, pimp your frames and guns with all the pretty colors and shinies, and wait for the next thing to come up.
Some updates are hit or miss. It depends on what you like to do in game, but they're frequent enough to keep me playing.
Devs care about the game and are taking it in a good direction in my opinion.
Posted 18 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
89.7 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Terraria + that space stage in spore, but better than both imo.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
First, yes, the game is old. But it's solid, that's what really matters for me and for a hell lot of people on steam. Now, let's cut the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, here's what you get:
- The game is still very atmospheric regardless of it's age.
- In each playthrough some stuff like items and enemies are replaced, so you never know what's coming for ya.
- Sudden ambushes. Still creepy.
- Escorting people is actually enjoyable! Now that's something i respect. Haven't seen it in a while.
- Good voice acting and sound effects. OH BOY! the sound effects.
- Crucifix, wooden stake, holy water. We're talking REAL vampire hunting here.
- Paid less than a dollar for it on sale.

The only cons I found so far:
- Melee fighting, wich is a little tricky and dangerous.
- Discarding remaining bullets in the "clip" when reloading.

Overall, the game is a pearl. It have been there a long time, in the botton of the ocean. But the shell is open, you just need to get it.
Posted 15 February, 2016. Last edited 15 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
A good game, indeed. Solid, enjoyable soundtrack, well-done mechanics and goes on sale often. Basically, the gameplay is finished, but a graphic update would be welcome.
Posted 15 October, 2015. Last edited 15 October, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Some bullies at school used to make fun of me because i'm not perfectly round. "You'll never jump as high", they said, "you'll never overcome the spikes of life", they said.

But one day I met Egg, and even though he didn't have the best shape, he honored his mustache day by day in his struggle to go back to the place he belongs.

Keep trying, Egg. Bounce to the skies!
Posted 13 October, 2015.
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26 people found this review helpful
20 people found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Steam was a nice and peaceful land. But one day, an evil army of doplegangers used the influence of an ancient artifact called Minecrat to breach the Greenlight Gates, luring the steam users with 90% sales and corrupting their libraries. One of these monsters was called Voxelized.

Don't buy it unless you like incomplete minecraft copies or need some cards to sell.

Update: THIS IS A SCAM. It seems the developer coudn't handle all the hate, so he completelly changed the game from a Minecraft wannabe to a Unity engine demo or something. We can all report him now and move on with our lives.
Posted 4 October, 2015. Last edited 8 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
It seems someone wanted to show a friend a developing software he got, so he made something that kinda work in a couple minutes. This lousy sample was called Zombie Zoeds (wtf is zoed?). Then he somehow accidentally uploaded it to steam.
Seriously, the very existence of this game is a mistake. It is totally meaningless and unecessary.
I read all the positive reviews (13%) and they're all jokes, they don't even count.
Conclusion: It's probably the worst game on steam. I can't understand why it has cards, achievements, cloud save and even workshop.
Posted 30 September, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Beautiful and creative, even though it's inspired by another game.
I found it to be more an experience than a game, since there's no real action.
Be amused by the soundtrack, artwork and dialogs, pay atention to the details, try to figure out the story and the secrets and you´ll make good use of 2-3 hours of gameplay

Hail the Brazilian Indie developers!
Posted 7 September, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
At the present time of this review this game is still really fresh, but what i've seen so far paid off the few cents it asks.
Lots of features are still "under construction" as the game itself declares, but you can already see it's potential.
It's impressive what these devs can do with just one update. It feels like a real early access game, not a "got my profit, job done, cancel project" kind of game.

Posted 6 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
The most well-made casual game i've ever played. It has more features than I expected, so here is the good stuff:
- Simple but amusing graphics. Better effects than tomorrowland show.
- In the arcade mode, things change according to how far you've gone, like the enemies, the shape and movement of the arena, and even the soundtrack!
- Intense gameplay. Enemies after you all the time and lots of asteroids to dodge.
- Unlockable spaceships with different shapes, particles (weapon) and movement.
- Mission mode with 150 tasks to be completed in certain conditions. This one is highly addictive, be carefull.
- A local multiplayer mode wich seems awesome (i didn't try). you'll need controllers for this one.
- Casual funny language.
- Cheap! wait a bit for a 90% sale, sell some cards and get it for a few cents.
Posted 9 August, 2015.
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