Recent reviews by KissMyRibcage

Why do furries always get cooler adult games

1. Open game
2. See phone interface
3. Close game

I can't remember the last time i played a game just because its fun.

Thank you Mat Dickie.

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The only gripes i have beside the physics is how they made everything too silly.
Like in flatout 3 and 4 the opponents seem to belong more in the twisted metal or carmaggedon franchises. And the ''comedy'', the jokes at best will make you go, oh i get that refference, and at worst will leave you in dead silence. Even the grammar mistakes, i dont think those are intentionally included as a joke, because even some of the opponents descriptions look like they were google translated. And the main character, oh god why. The only redeemable characteristic about him is the fact that he owns a dog. If he was introduced as some kind of veteran mentor to guide the player it would have been so much better, but instead we get to play as a pathetic, boring, middle aged man.
Otherwise, a fun game overall.

A bad racing game, and a horrible flatout sequel.
I dont think the lack of bugs are enough to warrant a mixed review score, this game deserves to be all the way down there alongside chaos and destruction.

If you didn't follow the hype until launch this can prove to be an overall great game. Still a little buggy, a noticeable lack of rpg elements, but getting better with each update.
As for the people who did follow the hype, there is nothing i or anyone can say, or anything cdpr can add, to change their low opinion of the game.

Completely down to personal preference, i really cant get into these type of games.
It's just more of the same.
Eye candy characters.
Flashy combat
Spam skills.
The journey? Rush to max level. I don't understand this mindset of ''oh its only bad for the first hew hundred hours, then it gets good''. Whats the point of a good endgame if the road there is boring.
Story? All was good until it wasn't, and you're the only snowflake that can save the world. Revolutionary stuff.
Pure flash and no soul. I guess not being full pay to win is enough these days to warrant a positive review from some people.

The only good superhero mmorpg.

you get exactly what you think youre getting.
the game mentions at the beggining that is not a finished project yet is still filled with in game purchases.
every reward in game is accompanied by annoying flashing effects and sounds to incentivise you to play more.
character creation is mediocre at best. impossible to make anything that isn't a asian sexdoll

you dont need me or anyone to tell you if this game its good or not. if you got the money and want to see some giant anime tiddies youll probably play this.