Big Titty Goth GF's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 12:17pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 12:43pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 8:36pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 7:43pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 11:16am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 12:27pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 8:47pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 1:17pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2018 @ 12:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 11:00am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 12:49pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2017 @ 8:28pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 11:11am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 11:22am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2017 @ 9:03pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2017 @ 8:30pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2018 @ 12:00am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 4:12pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 6:49pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 1:13pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 8:26pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 8:26pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 11:20am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 11:28am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 11:48am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 10:39am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 7:40pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 7:36pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 3:21pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 7:37pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 8:35pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 10:36am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 8:04pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 11:21am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 10:31am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 1:36pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 9:01am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 8:11pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

23 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

6 / 30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

5 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

400 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30