WHERE TF MY BLUNT 🗣️ WHERE TF MY CUP 🗣️ WHERE TF MY REEF 🗣️

This guy wont leave me alone, I was just minding my own business getting some food at the supermarket until i accidentally bumped into this guy, ofc i apologized at first but that was the biggest mistake of my life. Upon apologizing, I took a better look at who I bumped into. At first I thought I had just apologized to a knocked over trash can until it started to move and grumble something along the lines of "do you even know how high level my character is in onigiri?" (Some sort of MMO game) At first I wasnt sure what I heard but I had no time to think about whether that was right or not. Immediately after getting up, he ran away dropping tons of reeses peanutbutter cups and shouting "Baka!" at the top of his lungs, people all over stopped at stared at this 5'2 figure running from the store. I thought that this would be the last of my interactions with this person, but he somehow keeps showing up in every game i play.

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he made left for dead look like highschool of the dead