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Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look at him directly in the eyes.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Grounding him until further notice because he skipped school.
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-Crusader Creg 2k17
~Swampie 2k17
So I was surfing the dark web looking for drugs and ♥♥♥♥, and because I got board I searched for a prostitue.
So as we were dicusing the money, I asked him if he plays CS:GO. He said that he was a ex professonal player that lost it a few years ago. I asked him how did he lose it?. He said that he got caught hacking and got banned. He then propsed a deal. Instead of him prostiting on me he would give me his CS:GO hacks if I did the thing I was paying him to do me but on him myself. I agreed.
2 Days later I found out that I was gay and enjoyed it.
(BTW I used to be esp flex but I got caught, it was worth the while.)
The free samples lady had little cheese cubes and they were lookin rather tasty, so I decided to grabb some without being hasty, I bought some mints and headed to the car park until I saw this car, it had a nice tint. Then I saw sam so I said "YO SAM SCRAM" sam didn't decide to scram so I scammed him and scored myself a knife, then he said "do u have a life" I got sas and I did not know what to say so I decided to fap and one tap him with my ak 46.
part 3 coming soon
I took my first step into the market the super market as I grab my basket. I walk across the aisle and my face was a smile cause I saw my friend, his name was Kyle, the special prices of this made me really mad, the fact of this made me really quite sad so I walked across the next aisle in denial the smile on my face was no longer in its place. There I was thinking all about crackers, the perfect snack for a group of back packers, but all in all they were simply quite plain not the sort of thing you'd have for a main.
part 2 will be sent within a week.
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