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AKRAM 2017년 9월 30일 오후 5시 34분 
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Nostobbi™ 2017년 8월 26일 오전 2시 46분 
So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight...

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.

Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."

Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"

Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."

Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"

Cop: "More important, sir."

Chief: "A major politician?"

Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."

Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"

Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
AKRAM 2017년 4월 2일 오전 12시 09분 
You have been blessed by the Yeet God!
Taz mai 2016년 12월 26일 오후 9시 37분 
signed by ♥♥♥♥♥♥ xoxo
Little Nuts 2016년 10월 22일 오전 1시 41분 
+rep better than bhudsy
redcliff 2016년 9월 29일 오후 2시 46분 
+rep <3 <3 <3