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AKRAM 30 SEP 2017 a las 17:34 
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Nostobbi™ 26 AGO 2017 a las 2:46 
So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight...

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.

Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."

Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"

Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."

Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"

Cop: "More important, sir."

Chief: "A major politician?"

Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."

Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"

Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
AKRAM 2 ABR 2017 a las 0:09 
You have been blessed by the Yeet God!
Taz mai 26 DIC 2016 a las 21:37 
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Little Nuts 22 OCT 2016 a las 1:41 
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kacperek 31 JUL 2016 a las 3:33 
+rep good Man
Bibble 19 JUL 2016 a las 22:39 
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AKRAM 23 JUN 2016 a las 3:33 
+rep Badass in CS:GO

Also coolest guy from NZ :D
Helix 22 JUN 2016 a las 22:59 
+rep would bang anytime
Krawford 30 ABR 2016 a las 19:18 
sik lad
Juber^ 29 MAR 2016 a las 1:40 
+Rep Fast trade and the guy is nice also :)
Bibble 26 MAR 2016 a las 5:01 
+rep a cool feller
Taz mai 4 FEB 2016 a las 23:28 
lol ♥♥♥ ed
⛟oochan⛟ 27 JUL 2015 a las 22:22 
+rep pro player legend of a guy :)