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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:36am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:30am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:23am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 11:58am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:21am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 11:19am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:50am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:27am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 10:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 8:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:30am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:01am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:57pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:22am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:23am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:13am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:12am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:54am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:50am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:16am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:45am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:57am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:15am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:32am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:20pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:54am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:27pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:55am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:40am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:10am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked