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ㅤ* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman.
"Why?" asked the driver.
"Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.
ㅤ* The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up; I said "Did you get my drift?"
ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder.
"That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?"
"Tiny", replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the landlord.
"Because he's my newt", says the man.
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