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-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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Neuroses are red,
Melancholia's blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
What are you?
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America: born free and taxed to death.
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ink, n.:
A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic,
and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of
idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
-- H.L. Mencken
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Operative: "Are you willing to die for that belief?"
Mal: (beat) "Yes." (He and the Operative draw on each other. Mal fires first,
disarming the Operative.) " 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A."
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ? dies.
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Disk crisis, please clean up!
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Rate: One Cases = One Dollar
2 Cases = 1 Cs:Go Key!
4 Cases = 1 AK- A47 Redline!
7 Cases = 1 M4A1-S Cyrex!
10 Cases = 1 AWP Asiimov!
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